Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.

Snape: be careful
Snape: people might think you're
Snape:
Snape:
Snape:
Harry:
Hermione:
Ron:
Snape:
Universe:
God:
Snape:
Snape: up
Snape: to something

Seriously feel like shooting myself in the face.

Wtf is wrong with me , I fuck everything up, maybe it’s for the best your not with me anymore so I can’t upset you anymore.